why do people send me to read reviews like this one instead of just tying me to a chair and beating me senseless...

my favorite part of the review is, of course, this...

To me, there are only a few drawbacks; Frodo’s fight with a giant spider reminds us of the last Harry Potter film (although it was probably filmed first

someone posted this link to one of my mailing lists.



Explicit, Slashy Fellowship Doll Action.
Explicit.
Do not click if that sort of thing offends you.

I am still laughing. Go Fig.

I can't imagine anyone less suited to taking this than me, but Chris will want to do it, so ...

mine came from bohemianrain

( movie meme )

This is a non-apologetic self-indulgent Faramir posting, because working in my old notes with seasalt has made me nostalgic in my other persona, and because I felt bereft tonight without an excuse to work on his pictures. (I intended to post more caps tonight, but since Rohandove is posting much better caps at higher resolution, it seems pointless, so I reluctantly put that sweet fuzzy Faramir face back in my files. ) Do you guys want me to take more caps of anything David? and what of?

thank you, seasalt. just,... thanks.



home by morning

Whatever the Valar intend me to do
There’s naught with the power to keep me from you
Whatever I grieve for, whatever I rue
There’s naught with the power to keep me from you

No giant spider, no bodiless rider,
no terror by fire that crosses the land
no dark, no bright, no perilous fight
can come between us when I reach for your hand

I stand on the line when the shadow creeps in
But I will be with you before day begins
We harry the dark and we weep for our sins
But I will be with you before day begins

No orcs that creep, no nightmare sleep
No fathomless deep, no wizard’s scheme
No endless hour can raise the power
To keep us apart when you’re in my dreams

A hand on a swordhilt, a hand on a bow
A kiss that consoles me wherever I go
One more day of fighting, one more day of woe
A kiss that consoles me wherever I go

No black spell singers, no death that lingers,
No icy fingers that reach for the soul
No hiss, no bark, no wings in the dark
Can touch my heart when you keep me whole

No time, no chance, no circumstance
No wave that carries me over the foam
No winter’s breath, no fear, no death
Can keep my heart from coming home

Whatever the Valar intend me to do
There’s naught with the power to keep me from you
Whatever I long for, whatever I rue
There’s naught with the power to keep me from you
There’s naught with the power to keep me from you...