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11 Hard Questions For Bush
In which our columnist sits down with the prez for some truly tough talk. Can Dubya handle it? By Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist

Just a few questions, purely for clarification, so the American people might understand you better. I know you're busy, packing for another vacation or something. This won't take but a few minutes. Here, have a soda. Let's begin:

1) Mr. President, if a train leaves San Francisco at 10 am carrying 1,000 happily gay happily married couples and travels at 85 mph for three hours...
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