but, I am not really any good at guilt, so I am combining it with the other intriguing meme floating around. And if Jim's mom doesn't screw up my schedule, maybe I'll catch up to at least the posts I've been meaning to answer...
Invent a fanfiction I wrote and post about it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it is something that I never wrote. Give me feedback! Mention your favourite quote! Flame me! Illustrate it! You know you want to.
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if there is a question you want answered in the voice of someone in one of my fics, now is the time. (Just be prepared to be answered with windy rhetoric...)