danachan posted this meme:
1. Use fanfiction.net's Search >> Story By Summary and look up your name in either Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings.
2. If there are any Mary Sues that share your name, pick the worst-sounding one and post the summary.
I thought I would be safe with my adult names. I forgot one dangerous thing... This doesn't quite make the letter of the law for the MS cut, but it gave me the heebie-jeebies anyway -
Single Handedly by Satan's Little Helper
Dinnertime at the Last Homely House!! Much pervy humor including Estel-Aragorn-Poofy Dumpling Pants/Haldir. Dumpling Pants is 18 and gets a hand job(not really described); Legolas throws po-tay-toes, and Elladan and Elrohir are possed by my personal heros
I did find three for my given name, which I have not used since grade school. But none of the stories was bad enough to risk the chance of you figuring out that name...