I have been dreaming weird dreams, many of which seem to be about trying to fix things in the real world with photoshop, but not being able to load the correct tools.
Happy birthday, faramir_boromir. I decided not to inflict nyquil prose on you in the form of a drabble, so this is an iou.
And happy belated birthday to jommy. I hope the day brought you the kind of joy you bring to all of us when you share your talent.