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fun with food: land o lakes indian girl

Some years ago, at a gathering of the clan (the real, or adopted family, as opposed to my birth family - with the exception of my mother, who was adopted by the clan as well) Scott showed me how to do a trick with the Land-O-Lakes Indian Girl on the butter box.

It works like this:

On one of the sides of the butter box, carefully cut around the bottom and sides of the butter box she is holding with an exacto knife, so it can be flipped up.

Cut an indian girl from another box, or a different side of the box, and position her knees in the opening you have cut. Tape her in place, and press the flap closed.

Now tell a gullible friend that if you cut open the butter box and flip it up, the Indian Girl's naked breasts will appear.

Carefully pretend to cut the box open and flip it up. Take away their beverages before you do this.

Someone performs this trick at our house at almost every holiday - it has been done to all new girlfriends, boyfriends, neighbors...

And now, thanks to Jim, you can see it for yourself!

Tags: family, playing with food
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  • sleep talk

    Just before he woke up, jim leaned over and said, "Thank you for helping me with the pork atoms."

  • protons

    Is there a superperson who got their powers from protons? I am getting a second chance at having an origin. I am about to start proton…

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    Jim came in to check on me while I was napping. I don't know what I was dreaming about, but I asked him why he had ordered the double booked full…