fileg (fileg) wrote,
fileg
fileg

" less of a sauce, more of a glaze"

this gets my vote for phrase that should never, ever have been used in a sexual context. But Jim was rather taken with "It is the one drawback of fellatio as conscientious as hers that it eliminates the chance for small talk and poetry alike."

The longlisted passages for the Bad Sex in Fiction award
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