fileg (fileg) wrote,

on my smite list

(and it's not Comcast tonight!)

That guy in the Friday's ad who confronts his wife for being out with friends. I can actually hear him thinking - what are you doing out of the house with shoes on? (Where are the kids? Honestly, don't you want her to reply "Oh, I guess I left them somewhere..." )
Tags: you neede a smack

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