fileg (fileg) wrote,
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not that kind of action...

So, I had this vivid dream that Jim and I were buying action figures of the Van Dam Street crew (The Village Irregulars) in the Kinky Friedman mysteries. I can remember

Richard "Kinky" "Big Dick" Friedman: comes with hat and cigar, two telephones, humidor in the shape of JFK's head.

Also available: Expresso machine

Alternate figure - comes in sarong, with cigar

Pissed off Cat: comes with litter box and double ziplocked bag of Peruvian marching powder

Steven "Big Pig" Rambam
Ratso, wearing orange pants.
Also Available: Ratso's Couch

Group pack: Lesbian Dance Class


I don't know if I should be trying to sell the idea to Toybiz or making sure not to take the brown acid before I fall asleep. Come to think of it, Jim did buy a different brand of herbal strip for my vaporizer....
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