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as seen all over my CSI group... I intend to field test most of these - purely to protect my friends list, you understand....




Ten Top Trivia Tips about Faramir!



  1. Finding Faramir on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck!

  2. If you chew gum while peeling Faramir then it will stop you from crying!

  3. Faramir will become gaseous if his temperature rises above -42°C.

  4. If you blow out all the candles on Faramir with one breath, your wish will come true!

  5. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing faramir.

  6. Faramir is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out.

  7. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as faramir.

  8. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Faramir at least three times a week!

  9. Faramir is incapable of sleep.

  10. The word 'samba' means 'to rub faramir'.




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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Boromir!



  1. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, boromir and compline.

  2. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than boromir.

  3. Two grams of boromir provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.

  4. Boromir is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.

  5. Boromir can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.

  6. You can tell if boromir has been hard-boiled by spinning him. If he stands up, he is hard-boiled!

  7. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Boromir

  8. Worldwide, boromir is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.

  9. Boromir will often rub up against people to lay his scent and mark his territory.

  10. There are 336 dimples on boromir.




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