Olympically speaking, did the opening ceremonies seem a little - strange - to anyone else? What was up with that music for the parade of countries?
(also - I was amazed and confused to find that Venezuela was the end of the alphabet.)
And after 24 years of my state insisting I lived in a different county, I have to get called for jury duty in my actual county during winter games? Surely there are other people in my state who are not faithfully watching speed skaters, and reminiscing about Eric Heiden's thighs?