(melleth, guess who I'm forwarding it to)
Make sure to scroll down to "Don't try this at home! That's two gallons of milk!" (hopefully, he won't see a squirrel while wearing this)
The Tug Ahoy name made me decide tell you that I once needlepointed several pins about the size and shape of a tie clasp for a friend, using the signal flags for boating. His favorite was the combination "I'm on fire" and "I need a tug."