fileg (fileg) wrote,

Foreskin Restoration Will Improve Your Sex Life!

semyaza just posted a great link to the Tug Ahoy site.
(melleth, guess who I'm forwarding it to)

Make sure to scroll down to "Don't try this at home! That's two gallons of milk!" (hopefully, he won't see a squirrel while wearing this)


The Tug Ahoy name made me decide tell you that I once needlepointed several pins about the size and shape of a tie clasp for a friend, using the signal flags for boating. His favorite was the combination "I'm on fire" and "I need a tug."
Tags: boy bits, nature is weird

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