fileg (fileg) wrote,

new at starbucks perhaps?

Ah, Language in motion.

I have mentioned, I believe, that I get cranky when my email, in an attempt to beat the spam filters, promises to 'add three inches to your pens.' My vintage Schaffer Targa's are perfectly balanced as they are, thanks. (And you wouldn't have any trouble getting through to my desk with the word "penis" since it would screw up my mail much worse if I filtered for that!)

Today, I find that there is hope for people who are concerned that they "ejacculatte" too quickly. I usually prefer a Vanilla latte, or cold chai, but I might have to look into this....
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