All I can remember for certain is that it concerned "The Kahuna of Crime" and just before I woke, the phrase, "Put me down you imbecile! I'm not Skitch Henderson."
I suppose it's possible I was dreaming I was the Kahuna of Crime - some weird re-imagining of Wo Fat trying to get on the new version of Hawaii 5-O?
I do know that I associate the phrase "put me down you imbecile" with Puchiko from Digi-Charat.
I am totally at sea about Skitch Henderson, though. Surely Don Ho would have made more sense?