me (sings in Moms Mabley voice): I'm especially good at expectorating....
jim: does that mean you want an expectorant?
me: expecto patronus
me: I mean, expectorant petronus
jim: is that when your patronus shoots out of your nose?
me: Actually, I was picturing Glory [from the comic Barefootz]
jim: She's under the bed, making frogs at me again...