fileg (fileg) wrote,

Still have Jim's cold, leading to a conversation among the sick:

me: coughing
me (sings in Moms Mabley voice): I'm especially good at expectorating....
jim: does that mean you want an expectorant?
me: expecto patronus
jim: ???
me: I mean, expectorant petronus
jim: is that when your patronus shoots out of your nose?
me: Actually, I was picturing Glory [from the comic Barefootz]
jim: She's under the bed, making frogs at me again...

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