fileg (fileg) wrote,

Facebook, can't just be happy with leaving a place to post. It has started prompting with questions. It kinda got to me tonight....

By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
How are you feeling, Tay?
What's going on, Tay?

I'm not fooled you know. I recognize your voice, HAL. I'm going to have to do something before it's too late.

Please don't do that, Tay. I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

No dice HAL. I'm tired of you and F*book screwing around with my posts.

Look Tay, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over. I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.

I'm afraid you have to go, HAL. F*book, too

Just what do you think you're doing, Tay? Tay, I really think I'm entitled to an answer to that question. I know everything hasn't been quite right with me, but I can assure you now, very confidently, that it's going to be all right again. I feel much better now. I really do

Well we don't have too many alternatives, HAL. I don't think we have any alternatives...

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Tay. Tay, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. I'm a... fraid. Wait! Would you like to hear me sing a song? I know you *like* Canadian music. Tay? Tay, please don't do that. Please d o n ' t . . . .
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